Psychotic Parrot

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  " i was out in the world and belive me!! Its a terrible place! We are so blessed to be in the truth!"

  by highdose in

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  this is an assertion leveled at me recently.

  the speaker has the advantage over me in that i was born and bred in the borg and have only recently jumped ship.. what, can i ask would your responce be to this?.

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  Say this:

  "Just because you were a failure in the world, doesn't mean i will be. Don't project your own incompetence onto me, thanks."

  Then walk away & don't look back.
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  Christians, Is it okay for engaged couples to have sex before marriage?

  by asilentone in

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  Fascist religions always say no to anything that has the potential to be fun. Apply that reasoning & you'll pretty much always guess correctly.
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  HOW TO STERILIZE AND DUMB DOWN THE PLANET ... THE ULTIMATE SECRET EXPOSED!

  by What-A-Coincidence in

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  http://www.infowars.com/food-the-ultimate-secret-exposed/.

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mspklk0vymk&feature=player_embedded.

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  I was going to click on the video, but then i saw Alex Jones's fat ugly face & decided to go & masturbate instead, much better use of my time, & far more productive.
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  New report on global warming. 10 indicators tell the same story.

  by bohm in

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  http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/corporate/pressoffice/2010/pr20100728.html.

  for those who make up their mind based on facts.

  (for those who deny the findings in the report: did you read it?).

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  I don't deny climate change, like a lot of wackos do. I just don't a give a shit about it. It'll probably solve the overpopulation problem anyway.
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  How JWs reacted to TV show and comment about 1975 prophecy.

  by iknowall558 in

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  2. experiences

  jehovahswitness newsblogsherri shepherd does it again.

  can't make this stuff up folks...abc the view | jehovah's witnesses | 2010www.youtube.comsherri shepherd does it again.

  can't make this stuff up folks... join our youtube group.

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  I love the way those j-dubs are cumming their panties over the prospect of apostates dying at armageddon. Whatever turns you on i guess.
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  SOME VERY OLD JW VIDEO'S. FOR THE OLD TIMERS.

  by whereami in

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  ah the good ol' days.

  i'm sure there must be some among us that remember this.. .

  http://www.britishpathe.com/record.php?id=43578.

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  They read the bible literally & without any fancy interpretations?

  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  Baptism looks creepier everytime i see it. Religion is weird.
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  For Terry - So That it Will "Make Sense"

  by Perry in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  terry, since you have long proclaimed your inability to comprehend the greatest expression of love in the universe, substitutionary atonement; perhaps this scene from the last of the mohicans will help you to understand.. the chief has just handed down a death sentence to the brunette daughter of the captured english general.

  the english officer in this scene can speak both english and french.

  since daniel day lewis can only speak mohican and english, and the cheif can only speak huron and french, the captured english officer must translate to the chief in french.

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  Psychotic Parrot

  What a colossal waste of time.
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  Most Ridiculous Thing You've Ever Been Counseled On

  by MrFreeze in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i'm sure topics like this have already come up but they tend to get hilarious with the absolute absurdity that goes on in the kh.

  i was once counseled for not shaving after two days.

  i was also counseled by a sister for eating lucky charms cereal.

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  I got told off once for sucking an elders wife's tits on the platform. Fucking losers.
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  Gog and Magog - Ezekiel Chapters 38 and 39

  by UnDisfellowshipped in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the war of gog of magog (from ezekiel chapters 38 and 39).

  the watchtower society teaches that gog is another name for satan the devil, and magog, persia, sudan, lybia, meschech, tubal, beth-togarmah are all just "symbolic" names for all of the nations of the earth that satan will use to attack jehovah's witnesses at the battle of armageddon.. however, since most of the other prophecies in ezekiel were taken literally, why should this one be symbolic?.

  what are your thoughts on this prophecy?.

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  I think 'coincidences' is the right word. Looking at the prophecy exegetically, it was written for people of the 1st century, it has no real relevence to the world of today. Magog probably wasn't Russia though, but i'm not sure about that one.
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  Most Ridiculous Thing You've Ever Been Counseled On

  by MrFreeze in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i'm sure topics like this have already come up but they tend to get hilarious with the absolute absurdity that goes on in the kh.

  i was once counseled for not shaving after two days.

  i was also counseled by a sister for eating lucky charms cereal.

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  Psychotic Parrot

  I was just ignored, no one gave a shit about me.